Wednesday, November 28, 2012

I'm Not Obsessed! Okay Yes I Am...

You know you may have warped your almost 10yo with your Supernatural obsession when:

1) He loves saying "gank" and runs around telling the dog, "GANK 'ER SAMMY!"

2) He tells you running out of salt is NOT what Hunters do!

3) His new fave car is a black '67 Chevy Impala. He has also decided he is going to have one and name it "Baby the Metallicar".

4) He thinks we should all get Protection Symbol Tattoos on our chests.

5) He walks around the house singing "Cry No More" and "Eye of the Tiger" (Complete with leg air guitar).

6) He makes sure everyone knows the radio rules in the car which are "Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole".

7) He wants to learn Latin so he can exorcise the demon he is SURE is in his big sister's butt.

8) He tells his father that Dean Winchester is "a sexy piece of man meat" thus leading your husband to ask you if your son likes guys and isn't he too young?

9) He asks if you can redecorate his room starting with painting a Devil's Trap on the ceiling and Angel Sigils on the window.

And last but not least...

10) He is still afraid of normal monsters in the closet but not any monster from Supernatural because as he said when he slipped, "We know how to gank those bitches mom!"

I love this kid!


Andrew said...

I've never seen this show but I do hear lotsa good things about it. Oddly enough, it's mostly women who say how great it is. I'm thinking there must be some serious eye candy...

Jo said...

Andrew- Yes yes there is. For me the Eye Candy is Jensen Ackles who plays Dean Winchester. Lol. Honestly though, I enjoy the sarcasm and humor in the show the most.

Hastings Sanderson said...

I think a Devil's trap on the ceiling is a fabulous idea. I can't paint my rental, but hopefully we're moving into our own this year. I'm going to have to note that in my decorating notebook. :)